Sunday, August 16, 2009

Opposites Attract

Today is our 25th wedding anniversary. I'm married to a most remarkable man. We have so many things in common: love for each other, love for our children, love for children in general, both first-born children, both wear orthotics and glasses, both have strong testimonies and love the Lord, both most comfortable in jeans, neither is a "cat" person, both enjoy travel (but have "never been to Spain"), both football fans, etc. We also differ in many, many ways. Fortunately, we celebrate our differences and appreciate each other. Here's a sampling of how we differ:

Lance (hereafter referred to as "L"): still has his real, natural hair color
Natalie (hereafter referred to as "N"): has fake "natural" hair color

L: practically perfect in every way
N: not so much

L: vanilla is his flavor of choice
N: prefers chocolate

L: doesn't like nuts in food
N: the nuttier the food, the better

L: calm, cool, collected
N: worrier extraordinaire

L: risk-taker
N: play-it-safer

L: Mexican food lover
N: seafood lover

L: prefers games of strategy
N: prefers word games

L: computer expert
N: computer illiterate (mostly)

L: spicy food lover
N: mild food lover

L: sports participant
N: sports spectator

L: great dancer
N: has two left feet

N: remembers names, birthdates, phone numbers, song lyrics, trivia
L: brain doesn't store that information ("Why do you wear your bra so low?")

L: prefers action movies
N: prefers comedies and romances

L: navigates by following maps
N: navigates by reading written directions

L: good driver
N: much better driver (uses turn signals and can talk and drive simultaneously)

L: uses cruise control
N: prefers to control the vehicle herself

L: loves to hike and "rough it"
N: likes being a pampered camper (i.e. running water and electricity)

L: has wide feet and hands
N: has narrow feet and hands

L: soccer player
N: piano player

L: likes a few vegetables (gags on beets and dislikes asparagus)
N: likes most vegetables (especially beets, asparagus, zucchini)

Happy anniversary to the most patient, loving man alive--Lance!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, you got the first two reversed. Natalie is the practicially perfect one. - Lance

Lindsey said...

I love this list! Twenty-five years? That's amazing to me!

Matt and Joanna said...

Happy Anniversary! I hope you can do something fun (and special) together today.